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March 02, 2003, 15:43
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Sms Lucu
Hai teman teman.....
saya mau ngadain barbeque nih di rumah saya.....
datang ya beramai ramai....dijamin bebas anthrax dan mad cow.
kamu hanya bawa minuman ringan aja....seluruh daging sudah saya sediakan......
kamu semua saya undang kok, ajak juga yah seluruh keluarga
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March 03, 2003, 18:43
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another funny sms
Buah semangka buah duren, Engga nyangka gue keren. Buah semangka buah manggis, engga nyangka gue manis, Ada gula ada semut, gila gue imut!
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March 03, 2003, 18:43
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Tuker tambah
Jika Anda Punya HP Nokia 3210 Segera Tukar Tambah Dengan Nokia 8210 cukup menambah 5000 saja. 3210 + 5000 : 8210
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March 03, 2003, 18:44
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When Cloud getting dark, When Wind blow hard, I remember you in my heart, No one like you can count on, please ANGKAT JEMURAN DONK
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March 03, 2003, 18:46
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What"s wrong with your HP? I tried calling many times! Everytime I dial your number, the Operator kept saying "The person you are calling is a monkey. Please try later!"
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March 03, 2003, 18:46
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Di koran aku baca bahaya rokok: langsung berhenti merokok. Aku baca bahaya alkohol: langsung berhenti minum. Aku baca bahaya sex: langsung berhenti baca koran
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March 04, 2003, 08:15
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Press down if you miss me...
AduH!! MaKaSiH!!
JaDi Ge Er Nih!
UdaH DonG!
MasiH MenCet?
Kangen Banget Yah Ama AkU?
Aku Memang Ngangenin Sih !!
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March 04, 2003, 08:17
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ABC.... u're Amazing, u're a Blessing, u're very Cute
DEFG... u're my Dear, u're Exciting, u're so Funy, u're Georgeus
HIJK... Hahahaha... I'm Just Kidding! 
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March 04, 2003, 08:20
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MONYET DULU: Berayun ayun, Makan pisang, Nyari kutu.
MONYET SKRG: Mencet2, Maen sms, trus senyum2.
MONYET MASA YAD: Ngamuk2 & bales sms ini. hahaha
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March 04, 2003, 08:23
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teka-teki..... "koin apa yg bisa buat orang lain marah??
jawabannya... "koin"jak kakinya 
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March 04, 2003, 08:25
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Hidup ini bagaikan FILM
Saat kau tertawa KOMEDI
Saat kau menangis DRAMA
Saat kau berkelahi ACTION
Saat kau ber...CERMIN
HORROR!
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March 04, 2003, 08:26
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Dik... selamat malam. ibu minta tolong, waktu ibu dikubur ikat pocong ibu belum dibuka, sekarang tolong bukain dong. ibu sekarang sudah disamping kamu nih...
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March 04, 2003, 08:28
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ini mustinya ada gambarnya cuma yahh anggep aja ada yah
gambar boneka lagi merem
aku mau buka mata jika liat orang cakep
boneka lagi merem
boneka masih merem
Udah jangan maksa jelek ya jelek
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March 04, 2003, 08:30
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Angkat tangan!! Ini PERAMPOKAN!! yang ganteng kesebelah kanan, yang cantik ke sebelah kiri. Yang jelek ditengah.
KAMU!!
Ya, KAMU!! jgn pura2 baca SMS. Ayoo ketengah!!
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March 10, 2003, 05:44
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para dokter telah meneliti puluhan taon
dan akhirnya menemukan sensasi bahwa org2 lesbi dan homo selalu membaca SMS dengan jempol,
maaf sudah telat untuk ganti jari.
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