handycandra
January 07, 2004, 14:31
1. Do you have hair on your chest?
If yes add five points.
If yes but you're a girl, subtract five points.
2. Do you wear skin tight jeans?
If yes add one point.
If those skin tight jeans were loose twenty pounds ago,
subtract three points.
3. Do you always get kissed after a date?
If yes add three points.
If kiss is from your worried mother, subtract two points.
4. Do you `do the bump' when dancing?
If yes add one point.
If you do the bump with other people, and the buffet table, etc.,
subtract two points.
5. Do you send gifts to your girlfriend?
If yes add three points.
If you send them COD subtract five points.
6. Do you show a girl a good time with fancy eating and bright
conversation?
If yes, add three points.
If you show her what you're eating during the conversation,
subtract four points.
7. Do owners of fancy restaurants or their maitre d's call you by name?
If yes add two points.
If the name they call you is cheapskate, tightwad, etc.,
subtract two points.
8. Do you wear weirdly colored underwear?
If yes add five points.
If that colored underwear used to be white six months ago,
subtract nine points.
9. Do women laugh at the things you say?
If yes add five points.
If women laugh at what you say mainly when you aske them for a date,
subtract three points.
10. Do you have a warm handshake?
If yes add two points.
If it's warm because you've just been scratching your privates,
subtract six points.
SCORING
30-35 : You are sexy, stylish and debonaire...a dreamboat
20-30 : Be comforted to know that other clods like you are out there
10-20 : You belong more in the vegetable than animal kingdom
0-10 : God has punished you for something you did in a past life
less than 0 : There are many painless ways to commit suicide. Try one. ( just kidding guys but you’re really unromantic person )
If yes add five points.
If yes but you're a girl, subtract five points.
2. Do you wear skin tight jeans?
If yes add one point.
If those skin tight jeans were loose twenty pounds ago,
subtract three points.
3. Do you always get kissed after a date?
If yes add three points.
If kiss is from your worried mother, subtract two points.
4. Do you `do the bump' when dancing?
If yes add one point.
If you do the bump with other people, and the buffet table, etc.,
subtract two points.
5. Do you send gifts to your girlfriend?
If yes add three points.
If you send them COD subtract five points.
6. Do you show a girl a good time with fancy eating and bright
conversation?
If yes, add three points.
If you show her what you're eating during the conversation,
subtract four points.
7. Do owners of fancy restaurants or their maitre d's call you by name?
If yes add two points.
If the name they call you is cheapskate, tightwad, etc.,
subtract two points.
8. Do you wear weirdly colored underwear?
If yes add five points.
If that colored underwear used to be white six months ago,
subtract nine points.
9. Do women laugh at the things you say?
If yes add five points.
If women laugh at what you say mainly when you aske them for a date,
subtract three points.
10. Do you have a warm handshake?
If yes add two points.
If it's warm because you've just been scratching your privates,
subtract six points.
SCORING
30-35 : You are sexy, stylish and debonaire...a dreamboat
20-30 : Be comforted to know that other clods like you are out there
10-20 : You belong more in the vegetable than animal kingdom
0-10 : God has punished you for something you did in a past life
less than 0 : There are many painless ways to commit suicide. Try one. ( just kidding guys but you’re really unromantic person )